Monday, October 24, 2011

Task 10


I can’t believe my eyes, I am a towel. I am the only object that dries as I get wet. It was weird concept to think about. All day I have random strangers rub there bodies all over me. Some times they even shoot gross white liquids on me. I hate how I’m used to get the nasty crap off the floor, or even twisted up and used to whip sport players in there behind. The worst part is I’m always being accused of being a towel; I just reply to those people as "you’re a towel." Some times I run off into the corners of the bathroom left to rot in the filth that humans rubbed the entire fuck over me. Since I was born I was always told, you are gonna make a wet human very dry one day, I told my father "fuck you ya piece of shit, your a towel!" I then take a stroll. I ended up in the wonderful city of South Park where I’m looked at not as a towel but as Towely. When the snow hits and the kids run inside a simple reminder of "don’t forget to use a towel" and everyone will break out laughing!!

Shortly after I moved into the great city of South Park I was abducted by the military to be use as a super weapon, I gained the ability of drying people so dry they loose all hydration in there body. I didn’t want to be a weapon so wondered off. I went back to the humble people of South Park where they hid me from the military. When I was there I experienced what it felt like to get high. I liked it. I lived here happily until one day the military found me. They said I was a danger to the society and that I had to surrender immediately. I looked that military fuck right in the face and shouted "you’re a towel." He quickly replied "no sir, you are a towel." the argument went back and forth until I shouted, "Well your a BEANER towel!" the media took this and turned my image into a RACIST TOWEL! I hated this idea so much that I got high. I kept smoking for several years till I was a broke down useless towel. And that kids is why you don’t get high or be a towel.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Task 9

A product that I have to acknowlidge to all my blogger fans is the XBox 360; this invention is MANkinds best friend forever. Microsoft made the XBox to come in a option of a simple 4 GB or if you are a true gammer like me you could get the 250 GB making memory on your system a thing of the past. The membership fee for playing online is about 60 dollars a year which is cheaper than paying for it monthly. The reward of having XBox Live is well worth it. Xbox Live encludeds great features such as: Facebook, chatting with friends, tons of downloadable content, Netflix (if you have subscribbed to Netflix), and acsses to players profiles to dish out for competition amoungst other online players.

The start up screen will start off as white with the XBox logo on it with a shooting then hit the main page. The XBox 360 lets your download or change the theam of the backround and your friends list making it suitable for the player. Next there is a Movie, Gaming, Music, Friend, Profile, and a Community section giving the player a list of options they could do when browsing threw what this bad boy is cappable of doing. Movies gives you a list of hit Hollywood movies that you can buy instantly. The Gaming section gives you news and downloadble content for games you already have; it is also for buying Arcade and Indie games (a shorter much cheaper game for several hours of fun). The friend section lets you see the Avatars of other people that you made friends with online (a Avitar is a small character you creat when first booting up your XBox to give your profile a face). From the Profile section you can start up your game, custimize your profile, look at your achievments, and browse threw your downloaded content. Community on the other hand will tell you what is new or about to be realeased as far as XBox news can go. Browsing threw the systems features could take a novice several hours to get the actuall point and feel of all these selections.

Microsoft created the XBox back in 2000. since then the realeased the ever popular XBox 360. After the original came out the realeased several modified versions to match Super popular games such as Halo and Call of Duty. After a few tweakes they realeased the XBox Elete to those who had a few fustrations of how the first 360 reactions that has pissed off the many. Shortly after that they invented the Kinect so that people can feel like they can get exercise whill playing a game. I would only suggest the 250 GB Elete without the Kinect, because they have not developed any good games for it at all (just like the Play Station 3 LOL).

Monday, October 17, 2011

Task 8

In recent news articles reaveal that Zachary Quinto, popularly known as Spock from the hit show Star Treck has reciently came out of the closet to New York Magazine after several years of denied his sexual orentation. A sudden shock hit Hollywood.  http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2011/10/16/2011-10-16_zachary_quinto_is_a_gay_man_star_trek_actor_reveals_in_new_interview.html This brave actor took his time coming out as he played as several gay characters in his works. "As a gay man, it made me feel like there's still so much work to be done, and there's still so many things that need to be looked at and addressed," Zachary Quinto said.

I believe that another famous actor to come out of the closet is what gay teenagers need. I believe a possitive role modle will help stop the spread of bulling of gay adolecence every where. Another simple human, one iconisized by the whole race as a brave leader and hero.  Zac has even participated in the Anti-Bulling ralleys to help the kids deal with then exterminate the hatred that has been the cause behind many cases of teen suicide. "Why can't we as a culture and society dig deeper to examine that?" he said of how the reaction of homosexuality is handled with muliple levels of acceptance. "We're terrified of facing ourselves."
Zac finds his work "challenging yet rewarding" as he moves on threw his carrer. Being openly gay wont slow down this actor as he progresses to do new shows and wrrapes up his old one. This mans reputation will be one to admire while your at home watching your favorite telivision shows.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Task 4

To be made later maybe around 4 pm or maybe tommorrow but it will be done by next class i swear

Task 3

For the most part I really dont like Blogspot at all. It seems like another really long class where i do very little and Im being forced to stare at a screen. :( I also dont like how you want us to stick to one topic; I want to expand my creaitivity by writting about what I am feeling that day not how I felt two weeks ago. I decided when i wrote task five that i was going to start writting short stories. I like writting stories.

On the other hand I feel like I made my backround looking really cool and I started to figure out how to make pictures interact with eachother making super cool visuals that Im proud of. If it is in your mind that I really cant do this well then I hope I get a new English class real soon. I realy dont have a problem with the class as much as I rather be a bit more all over the place and have people still understand.

Monday, September 26, 2011

Task 5

There once was a man from Venis who had a rocket ship for a foot. All day long he could fly around just using his foot. One day he decided he could fly way from home with his rocket ship foot. people arund his city were confused; they would ask eachother why did the rocket kid take off. The rocket kid left because everyone in the town was greedy and rude. The rocket kid flew to Pluto and took all of the radioactive substance and decicated five years to converting it into super rocket fule. Once the super rocket fule was finished he flew back tword earth and landed on the moon. Once he was on the moon he put in his super rocket fule and aimed for his home town. He wants to fly the moon into the city. Thr rocket kid felt bad and went to the city to see if it had changed. the people there laughed at the idead that the boy could bring the moon to them. They said he was too week and didnt have the gutts to do it.

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The rocket boy was determined to prove them wrong, so he flew to the moon and stared pushing it in the direction of the town. he got into possition and started up the super rockets with super rocket fule and thrusted the moon into the earth. the deepest point of the crater that reamains after his incodent was where his parents lived. Since he was a lad they treated him so differently then the other children. All his life people cheated him and gave him shit. A wasteland made a nice grave for the town. the rocket boy flew off into space and was never seen again by anyone on earth.
Moon hitting earth


Monday, September 19, 2011

Task 2

Across the world there are many different and discusting looking feet. Among the many nasty selection of what you could find naturally, the worst of the worst kind of feet are the trench feet. The whole prosses starts out as a regular foot and becomes a numb. Over vast veriations of holding your feet in unsanitary and wet conditions led to the decaying of the foot. The term was first used in World War 1 when the solders in the trench would live in the mud and never change there socks or boot. Many of our American heros came home from World War 1 with a numb they were left with due to the horrific trench foot. Over time the foot will also swell, blister, and grow fungi. The common cure they had back then was the cutting off of the foot. Now days people are aware of the chances they have of obtaining trench foot so we prevent it with regular showers and a clean pair of socks. Trench foot has been around for centeries and people still suffered with it even before world war 1. " For example, during the winter of 1914-15 over 20,000 men in the British Army were treated for trench foot. Brigadier-General Frank Percy Crozier argued that: " The fight against the condition known as trench-feet had been incessant and an uphill game." "( http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/FWWfoot.htm ) Even after World War 1 the solders of America suffered threw it again in World War 2 and Vietnam. Tho the condition isnt that severe today, trench foot is something that cant die out!